Some of the Warnings on the side of Children's Benadryl* (with editoral comments by me.):

Warnings: DO NOT USE

-- if you are now taking a prescription monoamine oxidase inhibitor (MAOI) (certain drugs for depression, psychiatric, or emotional conditions or Parkinson's disease), or for 2 weeks after stopping the MAOI drug. If you do not know if your prescription drug contains an MAOI, ask a doctor or pharmacist before taking this product. (Ok, nothing majorly eye-popping, many kids are depressed, psycho, or other wise.)

ASK A DOCTOR OR PHARMACIST BEFORE USE IF YOU ARE

-- taking sedatives or tranquilzers. (So in otherwords, not before bedtime....)

DRUG FACTS
WHEN USING THIS PRODUCT
-- avoid alcoholic drinks. (Sorry, JR, no martinis tonight, what with your runny nose and all...)

-- alcohol, sedatives and tranquilzers may increase drowsiness. (Really covering themselves there, eh?)

-- be careful when driving a motor vehicle or operating machinery ('Cause most 7 year olds have a license...)

-- excitability may occur, especially in children (WTF? I thought this would knock them out so the wife and I could have our fun...)

If pregnant or breast-feeding, ask a health professional before use. (1 - the bold is on the box; 2 - Do I really have to say it?)

(and finally, my favorite warning on the bottle of Children's Benadryl...)

Keep out of reach of children. (Again, the bold is theirs)

I don't think there is anything else to say about this...

Hey,Watch the Frog. Sure.


*Not all warnings are listed here, just the really silly ones.

My boss is one of those Very un-P.C. kinda guys. That's why I like him. He showed me this and I had to pass it along.

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog in Return of the Dorks.

Its about 10 minutes long and should play in Windows Media Player. And put your drink down...

Finally a quiz I can relate to...


You're Steve's "crack addict" hairstyle. You like appearing as a tough person, but really you constantly but up shields to block others out. Your sometimes crazed appearence have made others afraid of you. You're rigidity also can be seen when you're defending either an opinion or yourself. No one would want to get into a fight with you.

Find out which bad BNL hairstyle you are at mysd.org

I found this on the AP wires....

BEER SPICE
(Fort Wayne, Indiana-AP) -- How about a beer with lunch? Or make that beer in your lunch. Two Purdue University students have created a beer-flavored spice. Lab partners Luke Meyers and Michelle Kelly came up with powdered brew as part of a college project. They converted non-alcoholic beer into a freeze-dried powder that can be sprinkled on food. They found classmates liked the beer flavor to spice-up chips or popcorn. The brew powder can even be used to make instant beer for campers or hikers. Just add soda water and alcohol and presto -- you a have brewski. The beer spice experiment turned out so well, Purdue officials are considering a patent. If the product makes it to market, the school and the students will share in the proceeds.

Same thing, different version here.

A beer-flavored spice. Sounds good to me. Just think of all the foods beer spice could enhance. Liver and Onions would be a treat. And I might actually admit to liking broccolli as long as it was smeared in beer-spiced melted cheese. Just let me know when they have an Abita Amber flavor since I can't find my favorite beer anywhere around here (except for $3.25 a bottle at Hungry's - ain't paying that much).

Does anyone else think its kinda funny that the only thing that's grey here is the horizontal rule lines???