Things I'm thinking right now:

1) Wine is good, but it makes you think too much when you're alone.
2) Why haven't I heard from you?
3) When did Ross become such an ubergeek. I mean, he was always geeky, but a cool geek. Now, he's just pathetic geek.
4) A clean house makes me a happy boy.
5) Houston is big, but not so big that you can't come over for a movie.
6) Guster and John Mayer are on tour together. Please let them still be on tour together when they get here.
7) Goodnight.