HEEELLP!!!! I being forced to watch the figure skating crap on ABC!!! At least, most of them are falling... One girl even bumped the ice so hard, her knee was bleeding and needed 5 stitches. Almost like hockey...

Why did I have to be home tonight and not last night?!?! The wife reports that there was hot lesbian action on Fastlane (episode 11). Hot lesiban action... Uh-oh, that oughta bring some bizarre hits...