If you watched last night's Surreal Life, then you already know why we'll be seeing more of Vince Neil on the WB. If you didn't watch, you really didn't miss Corey Feldman's singing (Fox is touting "Who is America's worst singer?" in promos for the next American Idol episode, but WBers already know it's Corey Feldman). But since Vince won the Talent Show, he not only won a one night stay in the house's master bedroom, he also won a guest role on another WB show. Which one? We don't know yet, but let's examine the possiblities... Vince Neil on the Dubba-U B...

Smallville: A stranger (Vince Neil) arrives in town claiming Lana Lang is his long lost love child from the days when her mother was a drugged-up groupie. Meanwhile, Clark must choose between Lana and Chloe, while Lex broods about Clark's mysterious secrets.

Dawson's Creek: Dawson tells Joey how he really feels about her and a mysterious man (Vince Neil) shows up to beat him to a bloody pulp. Pacey ends up getting drunk and Vince Neil shows up to beat him to a bloody pulp, too. Then, he bangs Jen and rides of town with her on his Harley.

Jamie Kennedy Experiment (a.k.a. JKX): Jamie Kennedy X's Vince Neil and gets beat to a bloody pulp.

Birds of Prey: um... sorry not even Vince Neil could have saved this show...

Gilmore Girls: Lorelai dates the new guy (Vince Neil) in Stars Hollow and the townspeople talk about her behind her back. Rory tells her mother that she doesn't like her new boyfriend and they yell snarky comments and insults at each other. Realizing they hurt each other's feeling, mother and daughter kiss and make-up, which turns Vince on. So they have a freaky threesome and Vince leaves Stars Hollow on his Harley. The question is which Gilmore Girl is pregnent?

Let's not forget the possibilites on 7th Heaven -- he could be the new preacher in town, or a guy that picks up Mary, or get arrested by Lucy's boyfriend, or beats Barry Watson's character to a bloody pulp...

Maybe there could be a clash of Rock and Country when Vince appears on Reba...

Maybe one of Sabrina's spells goes awry and she turns her cat into Vince Neil...

Maybe Corey Feldman can guest star too and Vince can just beat him to a bloody pulp, unless that happens later on the Surreal Life...