How to make a ML
5 parts intelligence
1 part silliness
1 part empathy
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add sadness to taste! Do not overindulge!
That tester just about hit the nail on the head. Though, personally, I think there should be at least 3 parts of silliness. For a real ML, substitute Southern Comfort for intellegence and Coke (or soda, or pop) for silliness.